Ann Arbor has a tendency to bring in some eccentric characters. A Novi man and his small dog, Stinky (nice), were dropped off by his mother in the city. He met with his boyfriend from LaSalle and did some bar hopping. After an argument between the heterosexually challenged couple, the LaSalle man took off in his car with Stinky.

The LaSalle man agreed to return the dog after a phone call, but had his keys taken by the Novi man because boyfriends don’t let boyfriends drive drunk. They scuffled in the street over the keys and dog which resulted in the Novi man falling to the ground. Police reports say that the LaSalle man only took the dog because the Novi man took his keys. Clearly that explains how he managed to drive away with the dog in the first place. The officer had the two return each other’s property and the Novi man’s mother was very disappointed in him.