Marina Louie, Rutgers '10, hates girls so much that she needed the world to know, and there's no better way to communicate her loathing than through a Facebook note, aptly titled "girls are STUPID pt1". I never thought I'd see a note produced with such title coming from a source other than a 9-year-old boy or a Calvin & Hobbes Comic.

The note opens as such:

I hate girls. Girls are ****ing stupid.
"But Marina, you're a girl"
"yea, but I don't act like a cock-gagging twat that needs to get drop-kicked"

In her extensive composition, Miss Louie touches upon all aspects of feminine deficiencies, including, but not limited to how girls are "sissies" and "constantly PMSing assheads." She is tired of how fat, ugly, and superficial girls are and wishes that they would just accept their uselessness and general inferiority. "Girls can't change tires, fix a roof, use a miter saw. Hell some can't even cook.. (so much for that female independence crap you all preach about.) girls can't do shit," writes Louie, "oh wait... i can."

Well, Marina is obviously too good to be a girl, which is why I'm guessing she won't stay one for very much longer.

Here is the full text for your enlightening pleasure: 

I hate girls. Girls are ****ing stupid.
"But Marina, you're a girl"
"yea, but I don't act like a cock-gagging twat that needs to get drop-kicked"
I just don't understand the shit they do. Perhaps it is because i never turned out that way. And I know I never will.

 

WHY

- Tanning -
Why do you need to be 8 shades darker than you already are? Do you think it will actually make LOOK better? The only thing a skank with a tan looks like to me is a crispy ass cheese doodle that needs to get stomped on. You look ridiculous. It's not sexy. .. It certainly is not sexy to have every skin disease known to mankind. And NO, there is no such thing as " safe" tanning. It doesn't matter whether you're laying in the sun, trying to stuff your fat ass into a tanning bed, or smothering and spraying yourself with all sorts of pigment changing chemicals. You're going to get some fiiiine skin disease that i will be more than happy to poke fun at. Newsflash: Tanning is stupid, like you. Enjoy your hideous leathery diseased skin.

- Cosmetics -
I will never understand this. Waste of money and time. Girls spend ****ing forever applying makeup to their horrid acne ridden faces. People don't want to wait on your ass while you pile 3 lbs of glop on your demented mug when it already takes you long enough to decide what to wear.
You are **** ugly, face it. No one wants you so you think all the makeup in the world will make you attractive. Sure, you can look "decent" when you're going to an std infested frat on a friday night. Hell, you might even bag a guy (after chloroform or fixing his drink that is..), but you better make sure your clown mask doesn't rub off, or some dude is going to shit his pants when he realizes what the hell he just screwed.
Makeup is for those who wear big shoes and big red honking noses.

- 24/7 PMS -
No female has PMS all month. Just stop being a moody bitch and shut up.
Any constantly PMS-ing asshead is getting a super plus tampon in the eye

- Sissies -
Girls are ****ing weak. They can't do shit. All they do is sit there and whine. The guy does everything and puts up with all her shit. Girls can only figure out what button to press on their iPod. More often, they are good at being annoying whiny sacks of crap. Did i mention they are whiny?
"waaaaaaahh that innocent toddler splashed me with non-staining harmless water!"
"waaaaaaahh he tapped me lightly on the arm but I'm going to be a bitch and whine about it all day, kicking up a shit storm while you sit there and listen to me bitch all day!"
"waaaaaaahh you didnt take me out to a fancy dinner because i'm queen shitface and everything revolves around me!"
"waaaaaaahh this pencil is too heavy!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH i suck at life!"
Stop being a whiny skank. No one gives a damn about you except for your dickless boyfriend and your **** parents who will continue to change your diaper until the day you die.
Girls can't change tires, fix a roof, use a miter saw. Hell some can't even cook.. (so much for that female independence crap you all preach about.) girls can't do shit. oh wait... i can.
ugh I don't even want to get started on that feminist bullshit.

- Clothing -
Girls wear some ridiculous shit. From Bug-eyed glasses to Ugg boots. They look like astronauts disguised as clowns with shit on their face. Not to mention the amount of money being spent on such atrocities. Hollister, American-Eagle, Abercrombie & Shit, and Aeroposterior are on the top of my shit list. Not only do their clothes SUCK, they are expensive pieces of SUCK.
I HATE going clothes shopping. I can't walk around for 2 minutes without seeing some moron having an orgasm over their shit rags of $80 tatter jeans. i can see it now. "MAN check out the shit rags i just bought! LOOKS EXPENSIVE AND UNIQUE. ****ING AWESOME. HIGH FIVE!"
Ugg boots are just plain ugly. End of story. Girls wear it when it's not even cold outside. They wear ****ing miniskirts with them. You know what you look like? Eskimo whores with severe retardation.
Those HUGE ass sunglasses are even more retarded. Want to know why it makes every girl who wears them look good? because it covers 87% of their face. and thank god...
and what the HELL is THIS
It makes you look pregnant. It's not cute. It's horrid. But you're probably fat as holy hell anyway so I guess it's a good thing you are wearing it. That way no one can see the mass of overflowing blub protruding from your midsection.
Hags....

- Impressing -
Why do girls need to get dolled up for class? Who the bloody hell are you trying to impress? "I am going to class, therefore I need to pretend I'm going to a formal and get dolled up for my 80 minute class because I'm a stupid whore"

- The athletic fatass -
I see this a lot, and MAN it is annoying. Girls BARELY work out. It's obvious by the overhanging gut protruding from that too-small shirt you bought from Hollister. But they dress like they come from the gym everyday. odd... just odd...

 

man I hate girls
guys do this shit too. They need to get butt-****ed by a 12 inch dong.

go **** yourself
-Marina

 

 

 

 

 

 

more to come....