Surely everyone remembers the atrocious foul from the Duke/UNC game last March that left our star player bloody and even more stupid looking than usual. 

With the upcoming Duke/UNC game on February 6th, both players are making the headlines yet again. It's unclear if there will be any strife between the two, but one thing is for certain: there will be flame wars on the Internet loaded with poorly communicated sentiments. After all, nothing convinces the reader of your position better than

"a pussy play by a pussy on a pussy team take your beatings like men dook **** henderson **** dook."