Just when I was about to don my winter parka, I glanced at my computer and notice that it's a staggering 215.1 degrees Fahrenheit in December. Wait, what? Global warming aside, that's just dumb; I could have literally boiled an egg on the sidewalk, for crying out loud.

Listen, TuftsLife, you're supposed to be the trustworthy one. Hundreds of Jumbos pay homage to your mild convenience by making you their homepage. And how do you repay us? With faulty weather reports? Shame on you, TuftsLife, shame on you.