You know that $100 fake ID that your friend of a friend of a friend got for you before you, sweet freshman, went off to college? It better be used carefully. And, it might help if you didn't look about nine when you use it.

Today at Davis' Downtown Wine & Spirits, two extremely young looking Tufts freshman walked to the back of the store and picked up four 30-racks of Busch Light and two bottles of the cheapest plastic bottle vodka they could find. Pretty inconspicuous, right?

"You have to be kidding me," OTR said, deliberately audible to present company, currently legally purchasing a fine ale. "They look 12."

And sure enough, as we approached the cash register, the "21-year-olds" were met with a cashier's "This is totally fake, dude. The hologram is a sticker that doesn't reach the end."

Promptly, four 30-racks and two bottles of vodka were dropped on the counter, and two freshman ran out--sans two poorly made, extremely expensive IDs.

HAHAHAHAHA.