How to Make the Most of Your Thanksgiving Break

How to Make the Most of Your Thanksgiving Break

If you are like me, you are worried that you won't make the best of your five-day break from college. I have compiled a "bucket list" of things to do before you go back to studying for finals.

 

Hook up with that girl that wouldn't do you in High School!

- Easier said then done, but what else do you have to do? Show your friends back home that you have truly changed by scooping up what once was unattainable.

 

Show off your facial hair!

- I can't help you much with this, because I have next to no facial hair. However, nothing impresses me more than seeing an old friend with a new lumberjack beard. Nothing says "I am a man now!" like one of those.

 

Go to every party late

- This is essential. If you go to a party at least an hour late then you will be the hero of the party. Most people will be drunk and, therefore, love with you. "Where have you been!?" you will hear from every room, even the bathroom. They will honestly treat you like you faked your death, and it was cool!

 

Beat up that High School Bully!

- This one is tricky, it might take a couple years to achieve. Be nervous about this one because you only have one shot. If you fail, then he/she will always have that power over you. Work out during college, there is no reason not too, and be smarter. If he was a bully then he probably stayed home and got fat. Kick his ass and show him what you really learned in college.

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Anonymous
Wow, dare to dream, haha. Posted 11/25/2008 5:28 PMReply
Anonymous
just because you're in college doesn't mean you're all of a sudden that much more awesome Posted 11/25/2008 5:46 PMReply
Anonymous
maybe that girl in high school wouldn't do you, jteverett. Posted 11/25/2008 5:47 PMReply

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