With Kanye's performance at Crisler still uncertain, we are certain of one particular event coming to Ann Arbor. Otis Day and the Knights will be playing at Pike during welcome week in the fall. I'm sure this is to be kept a secret, but I don't really give a s***.

Yes, it will attract all freshman that walk down Washtenaw as Pike always does on welcome week. Usually only a few people waiting at the door can get in, and only if they're cute or willing to masturbate on their couch. It seems crazy that they are spending over $12,000 to bring some old black guys - that were once (?) cool - to U-M, especially since a lot of people aren't going to be able to enjoy it. I personally don't want to have to sit on a couch and tug my Johnson rod to get in.

When I first heard about this party, I thought it seemed pretty creative and interesting. But then I heard it's going to be ANOTHER toga party.

Consider having it outside, and out of toga.