In the Chronicle today I read about the silly ickle freshmen who, when charged for possession and distribution, proceeded to send an email to save their skins saying the found substances were merely: "...oregano, powdered sugar and vitamin C supplements."

Right.

At least they were original with the oregano and didn't say it was just some freshly mown grass they picked up... I mean, everyone has Italian herbs in their dorm rooms, right?

But with nicknames like "Harold and Kumar," who do you trust?