What… How…

There really are no words for this monstrosity, but apparently, this thing is available for hire from the good, yet strange folks over at Veniamin Shows.

How this company was able to engineer a suit with this sort of flexibility is beyond comprehension, but this suit is easily a testament to modern technology.

If anyone knows exactly how it works, please let me know; I’ve spent hours—nay, days attempting to unravel the mystery of the Human Slinky.