Still lacking those all-important first-weekend-back plans? This Friday and Saturday night, don't waste your time at SAE -- The Aquarius Theater on University has you covered. On both days they're doing midnight showings of "Hard Candy," a 3D '70s porno that has been called The Citizen Kane of ... well, 3D '70s pornos. But remember: If you go with friends, it's funny and kitschy. If you go alone, that just makes you a sketchy grad student.