If Borat Posted on Craigslist... and Lived in Medford

If Borat Posted on Craigslist... and Lived in Medford
I'm pretty sure this "Missed Connections" was written using Google Translator, because I can only understand about two thirds of it. I'm not sure where this guy got his definition of "great running," what "having had a white sweet" means, or how a girl is supposed to remember someone by their black sneakers (maybe that's all he was wearing?). But I don't need to understand. I just need to point and laugh.

The best part is definitely the end. Is he a janitor, and therefore has a broom? Is he trying to say "Vroom" like a car and illustrate his horniness? Is "broom" some sort of Craigslist sex slang that means he's got a big dick? Oh, the possibilities...

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