This is a new series, following the goofy exploits of freshmen at Vassar.

The following is the latest wall post on the Vassar Facebook network:

    "is nebody else gonna be living at strong besides the ppl i know already?"    

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Yeah.   Probably.

Poor internet langauge might not be the best way to impress your incoming classmates, but I'm willing to let that slide 'cause she probably still has AOL and a dancing penguin buddy icon. But that question is ridiculous.  Unless....She's questioning how we actually know people.  You know, actually know someone.  She's challenging society's perceptions of knowledge and all that other crap.  Whoa.  This girl is gonna be a philosophy major for sure.