Stanford alum Fred "I'm not Ben" Savage is taking time out of his busy schedule directing episodes of "Phil of the Future" and "That's So Raven" to make his cinematic debut this summer. Unfortunately, the movie is "Daddy Day Camp," starring Cuba Gooding, Jr., the king of schadenfreude. (Seriously, the man has an Oscar, so why does he always co-star against CGI dogs and kids with irritable bowel syndrome?!)

This movie makes the upcoming Bratz film look intellectual. In the two-minute trailer I count two crotch hits, three explosions, two jokes about bodily fluids and zero laughs. Go back to Disney Channel, Fred.