...because Star Wars is not one of the top 10 most popular movies there, according to Facebook. Besides that, our Facebook statistics page is remarkably similar to theirs -- every category is nearly identical. They don't even identify themselves as dirty hippies much more than we do! While not so unlikely, this is something of a blow against our whole "we're better than you" thing. Maybe it's worth something that we like the Daily Show and Arrested Development more than South Park and Friends, but at this point our best bet might be just to go on enjoying our non-Greek social scene, with its delightfully low concentration of dudes throwing beer bottles at each other.