God save you if you happened to wander into Ho Plaza at 1 PM Friday and fell into the insidious trap of hundreds of college-age ninjas swarming incoherently--but badassly--around the terrified quarter-carders, freshmen, and tour guides.

The craziness was the product of the latest Cornell flashmob, a premeditated wacky-ass shenanigan that Cornell seems to have become famous for. In the past it's only been pirates, though--this time, it looks like all the medieval [21st-century] Bushido [beer]-honoring stealth [belligerent] assassins [kids] finally got their comeuppance [30 seconds on YouTube].