Sheryl Crowy: NOT a Ho-y

Sheryl Crowy:  NOT a Ho-y
Ooooo looky-looky! It's our favorite MU alum: mature and self-confident woman, Sheryl Crow- playing with her son earlier this month.

My favorite thing about Sheryl Crow can be summed up in the following mathematical equation:

(Sheryl Crow) DOES NOT EQUAL (Lindsay Lohan)

If Lindsay Hohan had been holding that baby, she probably would've confused its white-skinned baby arm with a line of cocaine and starting licking it. And then thought that the pool was full of vodka and drank herself to death. Which, let's be honest- would be a significant improvement from the whole her-being-alive thing.

Yay Sheryl! You don't need Lance. : )
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Izzy
Overheard at Vandy a long time ago:
Sheryl Crow came with the Stop Global Warming Tour and played a few songs for us Vandy kids to enjoy for free. So of course I went. (Free shit? AWESOME!) And Sheryl Crow got onstage to do her first little ditty. So she pauses and says, "Let's just take a moment of silence for the victims of the tragedy at Georgia Tech."

So there I am with my friends (in the FRONT row) cracking up during the moment of silence, as one of the grips tells Sheryl, "Virginia Tech."
Posted 07/24/2007 1:22 PMReply

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