...then buy brand new ones at Delta Sigma Theta's denim sale this Thursday. Geez, what were you thinking, Perv Griffen? The sale is going on from 4-9pm on October 11th at the Elliot Program Center, and the organizers claim that designer brands are going for up to 70% off.

See, who ever said that sororities are a bunch of vapid fashionistas who like to throw parties in the name of "community service"? (Although, to be fair, judging by some of the outfits I've seen this fall, a designer jeans sale might actually qualify as for-realsies community improvement.)