The holiday season is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with good friends, a festive flick, and of course, some low quality vodka? For each week of December, I will be adding a new drinking game to a classic holiday movie.

Now, I’ve never met a 90s kid, or anybody for that matter, who doesn’t consider Home Alone to be one of the greatest films in the history of cinema. I’ve done some research, and it seems that there are no acceptable Home Alone drinking games in existence--at least not through my initial Google search. So, here are some guidelines, designed by yours truly, to enjoy this classic for every last drop.

Drink every time:

• Macaulay Culkin screams
• The word “pizza” is used
• Harry’s gold tooth is shown
• Someone says Buzz's name
• The basement heater is shown
• Kevin is directly insulted by a member of his family
• The word “jerk” is used
• The movie “Angels with Filthy Souls” is on
• Buzz’s tarantula is shown or mentioned
• Marv gets hit in the head/face with an object
• Harry or Marv falls down stairs
• John Candy Says the word “Polka”
• Paris is mentioned

If you really want to get smashed, also drink every time:

• Holiday music is played
• Somebody says Kevin’s name