Long Island Girls (And Boys) Do It Better

Long Island Girls (And Boys) Do It Better
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With all the beautiful beaches, an easy commute to NYC, an endless supply of delicious bagels, and Billy Joel, it really blows my mind why everyone's always hating on Long Island.  What is it about this magical place that makes people so adamant?  Though, true Long Islanders are never the source of these hurtful words, it always seems to be outsiders, those who only wish they were from Long Island.  So, I suppose I just have to brush it off as a matter of jealousy.

 

While most of the haters come from neighboring territory (Cough*Jersey* Cough), you can't help but understand why they would want to rip on our fine little Island.  Although, I'd be pretty bitter too if I came from the armpit of America.  But all anger aside, I'd like to use this post to introduce a new plan of action.  In trying to salvage the good name of Long Island, it is my duty to show the rest of the world how truly wonderful it is.  After all, we're not all spoiled, fist pumping, Jager bomb pounding, Jappy brats.  That's like saying everyone from California is fairly represented on The Hills, or everyone in Texas is a gun carrying cowboy, or the citizens of Jersey dance around in the streets to "Who Says You Can't Go Home?"  (Don't forget Jersians, Bon Jovi embodies you). 

 

For the remainder of the summer, I will be reporting on the wonders of Long Island.  I'd be clever and do "Seven Wonders of Long Island," but how could I ever choose just seven? 

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Comments

Anonymous says,
bon jovie does embody jersey quite nicely
Posted 06/11/2008 08:00 AM
Anonymous says,
this couldn't be more true, finally someone came out with it and said it. "After all, we're not all spoiled, fist pumping, Jager bomb pounding, Jappy brats." I think thats how we're perceived, but once we outsiders get to know us, they have to admit its not true. Think what you want dirty jerzy, L.I will always be on top, see you at the BEACH not the shore.
Posted 06/11/2008 09:15 AM
Anonymous says,
now that would be a real task, the seven wonders of long island...it would be interesting to narrow it down to seven and see what u can come up with
Posted 06/11/2008 09:59 AM
Anonymous says,
maybe the Long Islanders that we all like could possibly just be the exception to the stereotype...
Posted 06/11/2008 3:00 PM

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