- Short Term Rental Apartments in London, UK
- A Valentine's Day Letter from your Girlfriend
- Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Discusses The Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
- Lunch Break: Joaquin Phoenix Performs Song From Debut Rap Album, Fights With Audience Member
- The Lonely Island: I'm on a Boat
- Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Drops a Profanity On The Today Show, Shocks Meredith Viera
- Lunch Break: Barney Stinson's Guide To Picking Up Women With Time Travel
- Lunch Break: Jon Stewart's 1994 Interview With Conan O'Brien
- Lunch Break: Larry King's Interviews With Famous Comedians
- Lunch Break: Will Ferrell's "You're Welcome, America"
With all the beautiful beaches, an easy commute to NYC, an endless supply of delicious bagels, and Billy Joel, it really blows my mind why everyone's always hating on Long Island. What is it about this magical place that makes people so adamant? Though, true Long Islanders are never the source of these hurtful words, it always seems to be outsiders, those who only wish they were from Long Island. So, I suppose I just have to brush it off as a matter of jealousy.
While most of the haters come from neighboring territory (Cough*Jersey* Cough), you can't help but understand why they would want to rip on our fine little Island. Although, I'd be pretty bitter too if I came from the armpit of America. But all anger aside, I'd like to use this post to introduce a new plan of action. In trying to salvage the good name of Long Island, it is my duty to show the rest of the world how truly wonderful it is. After all, we're not all spoiled, fist pumping, Jager bomb pounding, Jappy brats. That's like saying everyone from California is fairly represented on The Hills, or everyone in Texas is a gun carrying cowboy, or the citizens of Jersey dance around in the streets to "Who Says You Can't Go Home?" (Don't forget Jersians, Bon Jovi embodies you).
For the remainder of the summer, I will be reporting on the wonders of Long Island. I'd be clever and do "Seven Wonders of Long Island," but how could I ever choose just seven?









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