No, this isn't one of the Freshman Commons' new rules. It's an actual sign posted outside a Michigan home. Sherrie Lynn Palmer, home owner, was so fed up with the frequent prostitution in her native town of Flint, Michigan, that she tacked this up outside her house. According to her, there's been less activity on the streets since the sign went up.

We should really try this on Frat Row! So excited to see all the new easy young freshman out and about in less than 2 weeks!