After countless interviews, sleepless nights, and tireless surveys the vote is in. St John's has quadruped its number of hot chicks on campus. This comes as a surprise in the wake of its disappointing 2007-2008 sausage fest academic year. Everybody on campus is feeling the difference and benefiting from the results.

"Yeah there are so many hot chicks, it's like they told every guy and ugly girl that applied to go to HOFSTRA. At least they were nice, I would've told them to go to hell. Good deal though, nice going admissions!"

- Ron Ferrara (Junior, TV and Film major)

"Honestly so many boobs and butts this year. I just hope the freshman 15 doesn't ruin it for us."

- Steve DiLione (Junior, Finance major)

Even if this year doesn't bring good athletic results, the feeling on campus is already that of an undefeated champion. We might have a bad basketball team, softball team, or even an existing football team to speak of, we still have something that makes us great. Something that people really look for when they take the tour. We have a new got freshman class. If you are wondering where all the hot chicks went on your campus, they are here in Queens!