And so another Friday night at Binghamton ensues. The roads are icy, a perpetual flow of snow is dusting over the greater Bing area, and dorm heat isn’t quite up to par just yet; Welcome winter. I can’t help but notice that I’ve had essentially the same conversation with everyone to whom I’ve inquired about weekend activities. They all seem to be unsure—almost skeptical about venturing into the cold. So here are some tips to keep you warm this weekend, should you decided to make the move downtown.

1. Cover up. Okay, so I realize that you feel out of place and burdened by the idea of carrying around a jacket with you. But hey, even the Rat has a coat check for $1, sometimes for free. Even a sweater will suffice. I mean, what are you trying to prove in your skimpy sleeveless shirt? That you’ve got enough blubber on you to keep you warm through the winter? Even guys know better to wear warm clothes, and they’re not going to want to invest time in a girl who can’t even dress for the appropriate weather. Note to all the boys of Bing: the naked shoulder girl is inevitably going to be the one to steal the shirt of your back while you’re attempting to hail a cab.
 

2. Drink…A lot. The people on the Titanic had the right idea. Numb your body with liqueur before the frigid cold does it for you.
 

3. Dance. It’s aerobic exercise which will make you sweat and stay warm.

4. Generate body heat.  If you have the means...by all means.