It seems that everyone at Chapel Hill has their niche: there are athletes, bookworms, hipsters, etc.  And it's no secret that group (at least occasionally) likes to talk about all of the others (especially that group known as "basketball players").

Rather than keep all of the judgments private, it's time we got everything out in the open.  It's time for the social sects of UNC to have a good laugh at themselves.

That's why I'm starting a series of posts called (yup, you guessed it) UNC Cafeteria.  Each post will feature a different campus group--from the marching band to the Carrboro kids to that cloud of smoke around the flag pole and beyond.

Just remember, it's all in good fun.