When...

• You've tried to climb "The Object" while intoxicated.
• It wasn't your first choice to live there...but once you're in, you can never get out.
• You know and love Tammy from the dining hall.
• You lose sleep and don't go to class for nine days during Mutant Mania.
• You refer to the dining hall as "The Dick."
• Everyone else stereotypes you as nerdy and having no social life.
• It's more of a family like atmosphere, because you're all stuck together.
• You know that the third floor in each building is bigger.
• One morning you went to get breakfast from the dining hall, and it was burned down.
• The general knowledge, that although these are the dirtiest and oldest dorms, you could get stuck in Newing, and that is far far worse.