I don't have much personal experience or beef, for that matter, with Newing, but two of my suite mates are former residents of the dorm.  They, on the other hand, have some serious resentment toward the community. Here's what they had to say...

You know you're from Newing When...

• You've been harassed by Frat people.
• You've been surrounded by orange people.
• You've seen people having sex in a bathroom.
• You've watched sorority girls gain 20 lbs during their freshman year.
• You've had drunken idiots break into your room.
• You've admired Dell's Grille.
• You've see everyone walking around in those awful Newing sweatshirts.
• You've heard that people used to grow pot behind the buildings, decades ago.
• You've had party flyers shoved under your door.
• You feel the need to put on makeup before entering the dining hall.