This SUNY at Stony Brook senior is an East Rockaway native and biology major. In an interview with CollegeHumor, she discloses that she should be in her junior year instead of her senior year (oh—she’s a hot nerd!).

The craziest thing to happen to her at college: “I was walking across campus when some kid started walking with me and told me about the party that was going on in his pants. That was pretty strange.”

Is THAT it?! Com’on -- it sounds like you have a boring social life, Kaylan. You’re pretty, though, so (I guess) we can give you a break.