As if television in general couldn’t be any worse, MTV proves to be dedicated to the cause—of killing it that is. Apparently hookers are “cool” and “trendy” in U.S. society now, and that thought makes me sick to my stomach. While Eliot Spitzer, ex-governor of New York, is trying to forget his disgraceful scandal, his high-priced tramp views this incident as a golden opportunity.

Various sources are reporting that Ashley Dupré is negotiating with Handprint Entertainment, and MTV on “being the next Tila Tequila”. As if Tila Tequila’s show wasn’t freak show enough, they figured why not give a professional hoe a show too. Aren't dating shows getting old anyway? I mean, how many times can you reproduce the same garbage and call it entertainment.

At least her services are free of charge this time around. Right?  

Well here you have it folks. So all you desperate men and attention whores find out the audition date, and send in your tapes. Here’s your big chance to make American television even sadder.