It's old news that Brady Cassis ('08) was on Jeopardy! - but it wasn't until tonight that we got to see him face off against his University of Nebraska and Stanford competitors.

The results? Brady let us down, man. Stanford guy walked off as a semi-finalist with about $18,000. Even Nebraska girl earned more than $13,000, while Brady ended up with only $6,000+.

But perhaps the most embarrassing thing about Brady's loss was his performance in Final Jeopardy. The category: Fictional Characters. The question: Which character was mentioned in the first sentence of Atlas Shrugged?

Brady's answer? "Zeus." (Note: The correct answer is John Galt, in case you were wondering. This should sound familiar if you've heard anything about Atlas Shrugged, because pretentious ****s think they're really clever when they wear t-shirts with "Who is John Galt?" on them.)

Brady's favorite books, as listed on his Facebook profile? "Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand..."

Good work, sir. Let's hope his roommates were serious when they said they wouldn't let him back into the dorm room if he didn't win.