Materials Needed:
• 1 Snowy/Icy Winter day
• 1 Old Mattress
• 2 Gallons of Gasoline
• 1 Lighter
• 1 Prayer
• (Optional: 1 Video Camera)

Step 1: Wait until the first snowy day. 

Step 2: Find an old dirty mattress that no one wants anymore. 

Step 3: Carefully carry the mattress up to the tallest, steepest, slipperiest hill you can find. 

Step 4: Place the mattress on a flat landing, and continue to douse the edges (or the whole thing if you’re really brave) with the gasoline. 

Step 5: Jump onto the center of the mattress. 
Note: Stay clear of getting gasoline on yourself; you’re trying to ruin your reputation, not kill yourself. 

Step 6: Light up the mattress!

Step 7: With the help of a friend kick start off the edge of the hill, and enjoy your ride into a blaze of idiot infamy.