Well, Rob Smith can do all that--- if he's rollin' with Diddy.

SU's Smith, '08, is applying to be P.Diddy's new assistant via YouTube. Puffy is using his new YouTube channel, Diddy TV, to find that special person to finish out his entourage.

Diddy clearly states you must be able to read, write, and have a college degree. Smith hasn't quite finished his B.A., but his looks must make up for it (as nicely he points out in his video multiple times).

So, check out his application. If you like him, vote for him. If you don't, vote for someone else. But, remember if you Facebook Smith now and he becomes Diddy's lackey later, you might just be able to Patrón it up in jacuzzis and white parties, too.