Syracuse University OTR: Orientation Weekend Preview (In The Honest Eyes of a Freshman Girl

Orientation Weekend Preview (In The Honest Eyes of a Freshman Girl - Friday)

Posted by SOCIALista 08/29/2007 11:40 PM
Category: Tags: Bitches, Beer, Freshmen

...continued....

Chancellor's Convocation for New Students
10:30 a.m.
SU Summary: “This ceremony marks the opening of the University and the beginning of your academic career.”
Femme Thoughts: I’m hungover as **** from that frat party last night…I think I can get used to this whole college thing...the Chancellor lady seems like a stupid whore.

Lunch on the Turf
11:45
SU Summary: “For new students and families. Immediately following the Chancellor's Convocation, select your favorite spot in the Dome or anywhere on campus and join other new Syracuse University and ESF students and their families for a free boxed lunch.”
Freshman Femme: OMG my parents are seriously so embarrassing they’re like trying to introduce me to people. Of course they sat next to the only hot guy here.

OrangeBlast!
9-12
SU Summary: “Welcome to the Great SU Campus Fair! There will be tons of cool activities to enjoy, including music, a henna artist, hair braiding, carnival games, the Residence Hall Association (RHA) Ice Cream Social, ORANGE Bingo, Karaoke madness and more!”
Freshman Femme: Everyone here is weird. I want to go home... wait, no, I want to get drunk.

The moral of this story? Freshmen: you are not alone. Your embarrasing parents, incessant desire to get drunk, and uncontrollable sexual urges put you in a pool of about 3,100 other similarly-minded members of the class of 2011...so don't delay. Go Mingle!