Attention Freshman Boys...you may think that from the minute you step into the 315 area code it's only your mind that's focused on 3 things: beer, bitches, and not being embarrased by your parents. Well, guess what? Chicks are thinking the exact same thing that you are! The following will not only provide you with a schedule of events, but also let you inside the freshie female mind...

New Student Move-in
Crack of dawn
SU Summary: “Returning upper-class student volunteers, affectionately known as the "Goon Squad," will help new students move in during this time period.” 
Freshman Femme:  My parents wouldn’t stop lecturing me the entire ride here, and why the **** are these “goons” dressed in orange being so God damn perky and friendly so early in the morning?? Is everyone that obnoxiously nice here?

From Home to the Dome: Orangefest 2007 
9 p.m.
SU Summary: “Welcome to the Syracuse University Orange! Head to the Dome to learn how we rock the house with our Orange Pride.”
Freshman Femme: After a few shots of courage in my room  I’m fairly tipsy and that guy at the end of the bleachers is definitely giving me “the eyes”…I totally want to hook up with him tonight, I wonder If he’s single….


to be continued...