This year, everybody's favorite irony-filled slogan is appearing on neon green t-shirts, and in an ultimate act of uniqueness, every goddamn girl on campus is wearing one. Someone needed to stick it to the Panhellenic Council.  Yesterday in Advertising 481, a well-known professor did just that:

Prof: So you're all wearing the same shirts...
Girls: Yay!
Prof: Are you recruiting?
Girls: Yay!
Prof: Is it for... (pauses) your lesbian gang?!
Girls: (shocked silence)
Prof: Is it popular... your gang?

Nothing like a person of power openly mocking something so dumb and seemingly homophobic as the Greek system. Good job, sir, you just made half of your class drop!