Public Safety's Wet Dream

Posted by The Weather Girl 07/17/2007 6:06 PM
Tags: attack, notquiteripe, publicsafety, girl
Somewhere, SU Public Safety Chief Anthony Callisto has this video and sugar plum fairies that look like Pam Anderson dancing in his dreams.

Freshmen: If you didn't sense the satire from the campus comedy group Not Quite Ripe, don't believe this actually happens. If a creepy male tries to attack you from behind in the daylight (which will probably happen),  scream (which will probably yield nothing), and then hit that bitch with your tote bag. Or an icicle.
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BabySpice says,
BabySpice
niiiiice. JMU's don't do that!! i want one!!uhh.. Posted 07/17/2007 6:39 PMReply

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