SAE Robbed by Two Penn State Alumni

SAE Robbed by Two Penn State Alumni
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Patrick D. Cummins and Eric Bradley were arrested Friday morning, and police say they stole over $3,000 worth of merchandise from the SAE fraternity house. The two men have also been linked to “six or seven” other fraternity robberies.


The two men once held promising futures: Bradley was competing in MMA Fights and was practicing mixed martial arts, and Cummins, the two time all-American, was set to try out for the Olympics in two weeks. Now, the two buddies will be kickin’ it in jail.

There’s little doubt that the two wrestlers are the guilty party (and likely the guilty party of the other robberies too) as two brothers of the SAE fraternity were in the house when the robber’s entered. The two SAE brothers said that they could clearly identify both men, because they saw them loading up their pickup truck with all of their belongings. To throw the final nail in the wrestler’s coffin, the two brothers got the registration plate. When police searched the accused places they found an assortment of goods that had gone missing over the past year from fraternity houses: electronics, prescription pills, and other expensive items, like a guitar.

It makes sense that these two idiots would try and pull of a stunt like this for the following two reasons: 1) they’re wrestlers so they’ve got to be at least mildly retarded, what from the constant weight gain/ weight loss regiment they relentlessly have to adhere to. 2) They’re big, so they were probably the only ones brave enough to try and rob a frat. I mean seriously, being in a fraternity I fully understand what it’s like to have the raw power of 65 to 100 guys ready to rumble.  You’d have to think you’re the Incredible Hulk to attempt a stunt like this… But judging by this footage of Bradley, maybe they did.

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ManBot
Poor frat! Posted 06/06/2008 10:29 AMReply
Anonymous
Lol, obviously the person writing this article is not that intelligent or just mildly retarded himself to through a stereo type in an article. Posted 06/13/2008 11:51 AMReply
Anonymous
learn how to spell throw. But otherwise two wrestler's wouldnt be able to fend off 60-100 guys. No matter how tuff they are. However the comment about wrestler's being mildly retarded fits because they work so hard for no mainstream glory. Posted 06/23/2008 1:31 PMReply
Anonymous
article translation, hey everybody I am in a frat my friends are bought and paid for i must be cool! Posted 06/23/2008 6:12 PMReply
Anonymous
65 frat guys ready to rumble is kind of hilarious. poor frats.... Posted 08/01/2008 10:00 AMReply
Anonymous
Two previous posters, get over your issues. I believe it was two guys checking on the house, two guys ripping off the house making bad decisions. Not much of a rumble... Posted 09/11/2008 9:37 PMReply
Anonymous
These guys are both teammates and I find it offensive that you refer to them as mildly retarded. From your seemingly, pompous position you must not take into account the facts and circumstances surrounding the case. Secondly, here in America it is innocent until proven guilty. In all fairness, you should not assume guilt before the case is brought before the court. Lastly, these two men have accomplished many milestones that average citizens would find impossible. Working with them personally, I can attest to their personal character as greater than what is being displayed in your malicious post. Posted 02/22/2009 3:43 PMReply

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