Time: 2:24 a.m.
Passenger: One male in unkempt suit, kept talking to himself.
Pick Up: Sargeant, but was seen running from Frat Row.
Drop Off: 722 Clark St.
Confession (excerpts): "Dude, I'm drunk!... I give Hugh Hefner a run for his money... Girls usually go for my accent, but not tonight, I even wore my Dior suit... You win some, you lose some."