SU Visitor Wants To Giddy-Up

SU Visitor Wants To Giddy-Up
Have you ever invited your older cousin to come visit you at Syracuse because he's pushing thirty, can name every Jenna Jameson film, but has yet to touch any goody bags but his own abnormally full ones? Well, bad idea. because I think I found him on Craig's List.
29 year-old "Big Black Bull" writes on July 20th:
"Visiting Syracuse for the next few weeks. I have a dorm room to myself. Any ladie want to take advantage of me? If you are interested hit me up. 6ft tall, 195 lbs, short black hair, tan skin, brown eyes and a cute smile. And...mmmm...I am super well endowed."
Location: Syracuse University
Right. If you were that super well endowed "Big Black Bull" wouldn't be good enough. SU chicks don't settle for anything less than "Large Blue Whale."

Another reason to stay away from the dorms.

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