Keeping it crisp, fresh and green at UVM over the summer?? Don't worry we have you covered. The hippie nudists may be having a bad week, but the campus still has a scandal ripe for protest in the fall.

*Just in case you were planning on visiting the nude beach at Southwest Cove, your bare all days will be over this summer. Residents will have a ban on the nudie sunbathers. Get your skinny dip on ASAP!

*Robert Costanza, of the Ecological Economics department, will be part of a BBC series airing this summer. We're so hot, the British come to us for advice.

*The Holocaust Museum gets serious on the UVM campus. The exhibition on homosexual persecution during the Holocaust will be displayed in August.

*Your tuition dollars go down the drain!! UVM spends $1 million dollars per month for data management consultation.

*Hot pitcher, Joe Serafin, is named "America East Pitcher of the Year" by the NCAA.

*"Mania Day" at the UVM medical school exchanges cash for invaluable experience.