AEPi (Alpha Epsilon Pi), Most Represented at Hillel: Positively the most theme-party-happy frat. Even without campus celebrity Dennis Jacobs, they still throw a damn good party, complete with boxed wine (Franzia of course) and Jew fros. Don't worry, shiksas are welcomed with open arms, but don't expect to party on the High Holidays. Downside: They tend to run out of beverages pretty early.

ZBT (Zeta Beta Tau), First House on Frat Row: Zeta Beta TROUBLE!!! These boys are out of control... not the best looking, or the best parties, but they're always flush with beverages. Last year Hakim Warick showed up to one of their first parties of the semester. Downside: If you want to meet upperclassmen, this is not the place. Tell tale sign you made a stop at ZBT last night: your shoes are sticky and you don't remember anything after the glow-in-the-dark punch.

Pike (Pi Kappa Alpha), The Driveway: Apparently these boys cannot be trusted with a house, so all they have is a driveway. But not just any driveway: they currently have a blowup pool for hot summer nights. They are notoriously Long Island, from the cars to their choice in "recreational activities" if you know what I mean.

Delt (Delta Tau Delta), Just Wait Until Spring: Currently on social probation, these bad boys won't be partying (at their house) until the spring. Think back to the '90s. They will play music from when you were in middle school and you will love it when you're shitfaced and pole dancing in their basement. Delt's Halloween Party is ledgendary and has been featured in Co-Ed Magazine. Downside: try not to breathe until you're drunk, or the smell just might kill you.