If you: are an awkward hermit freshman, have been hiding under a rock, or have decided to take a leave of absence for the first week of classes, then this list is for you.

THE TOP 10 THINGS SU STUDENTS ARE CHATTING ABOUT THIS WEEK:

10. Freshmen are lost, drunk messes, and everywhere - same story, another year.
9. The unbearable heat - can it just snow already?
8. Classes suck - enough said.
7. Jimmy John's is back in action - hopefully they can afford to pay their bills this time around.
6. The front-page article in the D.O. of Sammy letters on Zeta Psi's former house - let the battles begin.
5. The new gym in Marshall Square Mall - it's about time!
4. SU's first home football game on a weekday since 1989 - Sweet. Now we can lose on a Friday too!
3. The "Connective Corridor" - still, no one knows what the hell it is.
2. The NY State Fair - let the weirdos of Central NY unite.
1. Labor Day Weekend - no classes Monday can only mean... get wasted on a Sunday!