University of Washington football coach Tyrone Willingham fit the mold of a paranoid schizo or else he smokes way too much wacky tabacky.

According to The Post Standard, he planned "a personal inspection of the Syracuse University football stadium and its doorways to check for wind exploitation potential" before Friday's football opener.

"I'll be all over the weather report trying to figure out which door they open in the Dome to create the wind," Willingham said. "You laugh. No, when you play at some other places, you know that's important."

Orange fans will have got their money's worth once they see Willingham trying to para glide around the Dome before he's removed in a straight-jacket—whichever comes first.