Contributed by our always curmudgeonly, sometimes hilarious editor StenchBlossom…

Colleges and Universities across America (Oberlin, Brown, Dartmouth) are implementing a policy called gender neutrality, which allows for dorms to be no longer separated based upon sex.  Various other schools, such as Harvard and Stanford, are also pushing for this. 

It’s hard for me to see any downside to this, but that could just be because I’m a particularly horny dude, and the closer the proximity of women, of course, means the increased chance of happenstantial sexual encounters (I suppose that this is precisely the downside in the eyes of colleges).  Great news as far as I am concerned. 

But then we get Ohio State University: puritanical bums. 

They “have no plans to pursue this option” said spokesman Jim Lynch. 

Hey, what the f*ck!  People like being around the opposite sex, and yes, they also like screwing, so let them, people who get laid are happy people (well, I can only assume, since I am in that group of miserable jerks who don’t get laid).