Your Guide to Getting Laid: Craigslist for Noobs Part 2

Your Guide to Getting Laid: Craigslist for Noobs Part 2
By now you should be comfortable with craigslist's Casual Encounter lingo, so it's time to start writing! This week we will start with making eye catchy headlines that will sure get you 1k+ page views.

Successful healines need to be well composed and definitive.
  • First, it is critical to state your age and orientation if you want to end up happy. Format:
    mw4w, w4m, w4w, m4w, m4m, t4m, etc. which stands for woman/man/transgender for .... Yes there can be multiples.
The best way to learn is from examples. So, let's analyze Purdue's regional Craigslist and see what we got.

  • Having funny or mysterious headlines can beckon just anyone to read your post. Puns can be funny, but don't go overboard. Also, "lol" is not allowed in a headline!
    Bad: "Butt Seriously... "
             "cuming to town aug8"
  • Your viewers know what they want, so be specific and tell them what you want.
    Good: "i love sucking while wearing pantyhose"
                "sex now?"
                "pregnant woman wanted"

    Bad: "you wanna stick what where???" ---- this is too vague!

There you have it. This is just a short guide, but hopefully now  you gained the confidence and courage to write up your first ad. I will be rooting for you!

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