OBAMA: The Mockumentary Male, junior at the University of Michigan, single, straight
DAY ONE
10:30 a.m. Roll over in bed with a wicked hangover. Wait until I hear my roommate get in the shower before I start to whack off. Damn. Judging from the load, I need to get laid immediately.
5:00 p.m. Still have a few finals to get through, decide to head to happy hour with































