Afternoon Links: All the News We Missed

The best NCAA cheerleading squads aren’t the ones that accompany the football or basketball teams. No, they’re the ones that cheer for the lacrosse team. Case in point: The Buffalo Bandits Cheerleaders. If they don’t win you over, no squad ever will.

Banned In Hollywood: Twelve Signs You Need to Go On a Diet

Holy Taco: A Tribute to Girls In Football Jerseys

Manofest: It’s Finally Fabio’s Time For Romance

Blog of Hilarity: The Creator of Barbie Is One Creepy Person

Hollywood Tuna: Scarlett Johansson’s Harper’s Bazaar Magazine Pictures Are Depressing

Don Chavez: One of These Ladies Does Not Belong

Other Crap: “They Can Only Afford One Rumpologist…”

Coed Magazine: Twenty Celebrity Hotties Who Twitter

College Candy: A Gratuitous Topless Photo of Michael Phelps

DJ Mick: Hugh Jackman In The Italian Vanity Fair

Angry T: The Last Ten “Miss World” Winners

The Big Lead: So Many Suitors, But Sadly, Only One Manny Ramirez

Gradspot: 30 in 30 – The Insider's Guide to Job-Hunting in '09

HGOC: The Gators Dazzlers Looked Great In The Game Against NC State

Why It's Great To Be A Sorority Houseboy, As If You Needed A Reason

Some opportunities are worth scrubbing dishes for.

What You Could Buy with a BCS National Championship Trophy

A BCS National Champsionship trophy costs $30,000. Here's some stuff more fun than a crystal football.

"Extreme Jesus" Figurines are 100% Awesome as Dorm Decoration

Nothing offensive here, I promise. It's just some guy (who is a Christian) who designed a bunch of Jesus figurines to show that Jesus is a badass. Which he totally is. As seen above.

Drinking Game of the Week: The Best Card Game Ever

Happy Thirsty Thursday, everyone! Tonight, instead of just drinking at a local bar with friends, invite them over to your place and play this game.

Burger King Wants You To Unfriend Your Facebook Friends, Will Give You a Whopper in Return

It's Whopper Sacrifice time.

New York Times Recommends Going Back to School Since You've Got Zero Job Prospects

There aren't any jobs, so you might as well just go back to school.

Mascot Match-Up: Kansas State's Wildcat vs. Northwestern's Wildcat

Which school's icon is the cat's meow?

Campus Cutie: Megan from N. Ilinois

The hottest thing to come out of Illinois since Barack Obama.

Buzzkillers: How to Kill the College Football National Championships BCS Fever

Video: The 7 Keg Stands That Will Always End In Disaster

Keg stands are a timeless college tradition, but don't ever try to show off by getting creative with it.

What the Kids are Playing: Fable 2

I’m pretty deep into Peter Molyneux’s “Game of the Year” contender, Fable 2. It’s supposed to be an “RPG for people who don’t play video games,” so theoretically my non-gaming roommate should like it, right?

The Best College Football Fan Signs

These posters say it all.

Two Teams, One Crystal Football: the BCS Title Championship

Tonight the Florida Gators and Oklahoma Sooners will go head-to-head at the BCS title championship in what's sure to be a game we're talking about for a very long time.

The 11 Worst Drinking Game Losers

There's nothing worse than someone who cannot hold their alcohol during a friendly game. Nothing.