"Yeahhhh we're not freshmen anymore! Let's partayy!"

Hey undergrads! As of 5pm today, the school year is officially over. If you, like I, are not yet ready to begin your summer internships/crappy restaurant jobs/service abroad a

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I haven't written anything about the Blue-White Rapper Show that Penn State is doing again for Blue-White weekend because ... well because it's a f*cking embarrassment to the university. I can deal with masturbating basketball players and knife wielding football p... MORE »

It really sucks when life gets in the way of blogging. I mean it was bad enough when school was taking away from my time spent blogging. Anyway, you probably won't be hearing from me until next Monday (if you care), so in the meantime, think of how great it would be if you h... MORE »

Seriously, I'm done. This is the last post until after spring break. Blogging can become an obsession, but even I need a break. So I'm going to head off for a week on the sandy beaches of Philadelphia and contemplate "coming out." Not like that ... giving up on this pseudonym. Only... MORE »

According to the Diamondback, some monster stole a bird statue near the Center for Young Children in the Denton community. 

The statue was a favorite for the children who attend the center, and news of its theft provoked some great responses. Some responses included:

"[They stole the

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According to the Diamondback, Journalism Dean Tom Kunkel is leaving to be president of St. Norbert College in Wisconsin.

St. Norbert College? Wisconsin? Is he sure about this?

Another update has surfaced in the stabbing of freshman football player Trenton Hughes, a story OTR has kept you updated on.

According to the Diamondback,  it turns out that police have acknowledged the man they arrested last week is not responsible for the stabbing. They are, however, still goin... MORE »

To all those who don't know, Barack Obama will be at Maryland today. He'll be speaking at Comcast and Maryland officials expect the lines to be huge.

                        Watch 110,000 people collectively shit their pants

Yes, this weekend marks the beginning of the Big Ten schedule, and what looked like a big game three weeks ago is looking more like a cakewalk after Michigan lost to Appalachian State an

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