All you ever hear about is the "evils" of alcohol. Well these sophisticated promotions give intoxication a new tasteful twist.

Dear Kanye West,

You continue to amaze us with your urban pomp and vanity that seems to ooze directly from every self-serving pore in your body. How do you do it so well? Do not mistake this note for hatred; in fact, it's complete amazement. Your self-love is wonderful, and we love

Celebrate Gay Pride with the all-new, rainbow-colored Absolut Vodka box set.

In an effort to outdo their rival vodka, Absolut, whose 2008 advertisements unarguably resemble a large, fruity, vagina, the classy and fabulous Skyy vodka has unveiled this new ad. In the words of AdRants, said ad looks undeniably like  "two women sucking on a man's (shaved) testicles."

I have to agree!

That Skyy bott