Admissions
Fresno Resident Graduates From Harvard With a 4.0 GPA, Now Works at Blockbuster
Brittney Lane is only the sixth person in the last 30 years to graduate from Harvard with a perfect 4.0, and now, she works at Blockbuster Video. Ah, the power of an Ivy League education!
Vassar+YouTube=Lies
By Tracy O'Neill (08/04/2008 12:50 PM) Tags: prospective students, admissions, YouTube, Vassar College, Vassar
Joining the illustrious ranks of Salad Fingers clips and projectile vomiting videos, Vassar College recently busted onto YouTube with its own channel. Susan DeKrey, the college relations veep, explained the foray into cyber video as an opportunity for prospies to see what the school is like, saying, “When we do focus grou
... MORE »Daddy's Money Not Enough This Year, College Statistics Prove
By CommodoreGirl (07/09/2008 09:02 AM) Tags: College, admissions, rejection, Dalton, Marymount, private school
How lucky we college-goers are that we got in when we did! This year, students accepted to top colleges had even more impressive statistics. NYC private schools Marymount & Dalton (of Gossip Girls fame), whose tuition adds up to over $30,000 annually, are dismayed to admit t
... MORE »People Love Us
By CommodoreGirl (04/24/2008 2:43 PM) Tags: blog, class of 2012, douchbags, Admissions
Anonymous says:
We are definately wondering who was accepted. Our daughter did not even get wait listed, she was denied. She had a 1570 (out of 1600 - 2290 overall) on the SAT, 11 varsity letters (every season since 9th g... MORE »
Pray For Sunshine
By Steph (04/22/2008 12:53 PM) Tags: sunny weather, admissions, lovely ladies
Bribe 'Em! Admissions Officials Get Cubs Tickets and Vacation Homes
By Steph (04/21/2008 11:53 AM) Tags: Mick Hagen, Zinchcom, admissions
Hint: It might not involve your checkbook or oral sex!
Changing Admissions Standards in Michigan
By Stench Blossom (04/15/2008 1:17 PM) Tags: State universities, admissions, high school students
Lawmakers in Michigan want to make it so that if you are a Michigan highschool student who graduates in the top 10% of your class, you will get automatic admission into any of the 15 public universities.
It seems like a great idea, and yet a spokesperson for the universities opposes it, s
... MORE »Admissions Admits Inequality; Does Nothing
By anarchy (04/11/2008 4:01 PM) Tags: high school, admissions, legacies, ivy league
Public Masturbation: A Surefire Reason To Attend Tufts
By The Merry Widow (02/19/2008 11:21 AM) Tags: admissions, public masturbation, prefrosh
Lack Of Creativity? I Think Not.
By The Philosopher (01/15/2008 10:41 AM) Tags: prefrosh, applications, admissions
The gallery e... MORE »
Reminder to Prefrosh: Tufts Doesn't Care About Gimicky Application Pieces
By The Agent (01/15/2008 05:56 AM) Tags: boston globe do not want, lee coffin, admissions, applications, prefrosh
"A Smith College applicant glued words to a Scrabble board trumpeting... MORE »



























