Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Keeley Hazell to Annalynne McCord, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Banned In Hollywood: Classic Keeley Hazell

Angry T: 27 Original G.I. Joe Public Service Announcements

DJ Mick: 12 Rounds – John Cena’s New Terrible Movie

Blog of Hilarity: This Road Sign Sends The Wrong Message

Don Chavez: Great Moments In 80’s Photography

Holy Taco: Chanelle Hayes Models With Perfume Bottle

Coed Magazine: 406 Bands Who Twitter

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: The 202 Hottest WWE Diva Photos of All-Time

Atom: Cleavage, Kittens, Tasers and Chuck Norris

The Big Lead: Millions of Tax Dollars Spent Proving Barry Bonds Took Steroids

College Candy: He Said/She Said – That Girl Is Crazy

Attuworld: Getting Divorced Is Classy

Hollywood Tuna: Miranda Kerr's Amazing Legs

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Heidi Klum to Madeline Zima, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Heidi Klum’s GQ Photo Shoot

Coed Magazine: Miss Coed – Brianna Frost

Barf Wars: Links To Everything You Need

Banned In Hollywood: Hayden Panettiere Is a Stormtrooper

College Candy: A Single Girl’s Valentine’s Day

Attuworld: 50 Cent Starring In “Pimpin’ Curly”

Angry T: Charles Barkley To Re-Join TNT

Blog of Hilarity: The Sad Man’s Kama Sutra

Don Chavez: Gator Bait – Florida Cheerleader Ashley

Holy Taco: The Photoshop Winners – Hillary Clinton

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: Michael Cera Tries To Flip Out On Set

Atom: Five of the Most Disturbing Animals On Earth

The Big Lead: Another Week, Another Lane Kiffin Drama

DJ Mick: A Quickie With Madeline Zima

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Megan Fox to Frieda Pinto, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Megan Fox Before She Became A Major Fox

Manofest: Scarface Just Isn’t The Same On TV

Angry T: The 25 Best Sports Games of Your Childhood

Atom: Is Zombie Oprah The Leader of America’s Best Dance Crew?

Banned In Hollywood: The Great GIF Gallery

Don Chavez: Ashlee Simpson Is Upset

Holy Taco: The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

Coed Magazine: 60 Sexy Steelers Girls

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

The Big Lead: Marissa Miller Plans To Titillate Tennessee Fans

Attuworld: 5 Awful Places That People Actually Get Married At

College Candy: Yet Another Story About the Banned PETA Commercial

Blog of Hilarity: Indian Condom Commercials Are Epic

DJ Mick: Freida Pinto Arena Magazine Pictures

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Lucy Pinder to Jessica Michibata, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Lucy Pinder Disappoints

Banned In Hollywood: Scared People… ‘Nuff Said

DJ Mick: Christian Bale And Kermit The Frog

Blog of Hilarity: Cookie Monster Covers Jay-Z

Don Chavez: Cindy Crawford Can Still Bring It

Holy Taco: Taco Belle – Lisa Marie Scott

Coed Magazine: The Top Eight Alan Moore Illustrated Novels

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: The 202 Hottest WWE Diva Photos of All-Time

Atom: Hey, Weirdos! Valentine’s Day Is Coming Up…

The Big Lead: Joe Buck Succeeds Bob Costas

College Candy: Awkward Moment – Buying A Pregnancy Test

Attuworld: The New Sexy Picture Dump

Angry T: Japanese Lingerie Model Jessica Michibata

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Olivia Munn to Eva Mendes, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Angry T: Olivia Munn Brightens Up Your Day

Hollywood Tuna: Bar Refaeli Appears On David Letterman

Coed Magazine: Two More Arrests In The Phelps’ Case

Barf Wars: Links To Everything You Need

Banned In Hollywood: This Is Gaming, This Is Laziness

College Candy: Five Things You Never Want To Hear From Your Lover

Attuworld: Kristanna Loken, A Blonde Goddess

Blog of Hilarity: Watch Our Behind You, Elmo!

Don Chavez: Alison Preston Should Be Your Wallpaper

Holy Taco: If Chick Flicks Were Made For Guys

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: Cougar Barbie

Atom: Joaquin Phoenix’s Much Anticipated Hip-Hop Album

The Big Lead: Another Week, Another Lane Kiffin Drama

DJ Mick: Eva Mendes’ Harper’s Bazaar Picture Set

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Bar Refaeli to Devon Aoki, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Banned In Hollywood: Bar Refaeli On David Letterman

Angry T: The Best Plays From The NBA’s First Half

Hollywood Tuna: A Rare Sighting From Halle Berry

Coed Magazine: Miss Coed – Marliese Leitner

Barf Wars: Links To Everything You Need

College Candy: Freaky Friday The 13th

Attuworld: Sword Belly Dance By Two Girls

Blog of Hilarity: Jason Punches a Guy’s Head Clean Off

Don Chavez: Man Confuses Pants For Shirt

Holy Taco: Taco Belle – Natalie Martinez

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: The 10 Hottest 2009 NBA All-Star Weekend WAGs

Atom: St. Valentine Is a Total Loon

The Big Lead: Insane Athlete Witch Hunts

DJ Mick: Devon Aoki In a Black Dress

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Alessandra Ambrosio to Nell McAndrew, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Alessandra Ambrosio Hits The Beach

Attuworld: Celebrities When They Were Children

Next Round: Eliza Dushku’s Hulu Promo

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: The Hottest Girls of the ACC

Asylum: Would You Wear a Man Girdle?

Uncoached: Another 15 Amazing, Random Pictures

Blog of Hilarity: Colonel Sanders Is Still Alive!

Atom: Crappy Videos Cause Cancer And War

Cuzoogle: All-New Watchmen Promo Pictures

Double Viking: Insane Wrestling Moves

Boosh Magazine: Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter

On 205th: A Moment With Nell McAndrew

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Audrina Patridge to Megan Fox, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Audrina Patridge Hits The Beach

Angry T: Nate Robinson Jumps Over Dwight Howards And Other Things

Attuworld: An April Scott Picture Gallery

Blog of Hilarity: Happy Presidents’ Day

Don Chavez: Meagan Fox Would Be Hotter Without the Old Guy
Holy Taco: Zombie Tennis Players – A Bigger Threat Than You Think

Coed Magazine: The Week In Re-Boob

Barf Wars: Links To Everything You Need

Banned In Hollywood: Troy Aikman Finally Graduates From UCLA

College Candy: Classes That Won’t Bore You To Death

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: Celtics Fans Can Dance

Atom: Mauling Private Ryan

The Big Lead: Kobe And Shaq – Reunited And It Feels So Fake

DJ Mick: Captain Obvious -- Megan Fox Is a Babe

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Adriana Lima to Tia Carrere, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Adriana Lima In Elle Magazine

Banned In Hollywood: The Top 5 Ben & Jerry’s Flavors of the Bush Era

Manofest: Manofest Interviews “Bad Girl” Sarah Michaels

Atom: Dental Hygiene Has Never Been Sexier

The Big Lead: Joe Buck Succeeds Bob Costas

College Candy: The Art of Drunk Eating

Attuworld: The Top 10 Moments Caugt On Google Maps Street View

Angry T: Bask In The Awesomeness of Blake Griffin

Blog of Hilarity: Running Off To a Tropical Island With Katy Perry

Don Chavez: Tim Tebow Loves Heavyset Guys

Holy Taco: Flying Angry Jesus Is Going To Smite You [Video]

Coed Magazine: The 47 Sexiest SI Swimsuit Models of All-Time

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

DJ Mick: Tia Carrere And Her Legs

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Kristanna Loken to Alessandra Ambrosio, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Kristanna Loken

Hollywood Tuna: Rachel Bilson Has Seen Better Days

Attuworld: 10 Actors To Be Appreciated For Their Athletic Coordination

Next Round: Next Round Lady Friend – Michelle Baker

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: Cassie Keller Celebrates Her Birthday

Asylum: Belly Buttons Linked To Fertility

Uncoached: Eye-Opening Celebrity Now And Then Shots

Blog of Hilarity: For the Mom Who Has Everything

Atom: Exclusive Exit Interview With George Bush

Cuzoogle: Michael Phelps Starring In New Harold And Kumar Movie

Double Viking: The Japanese Tongue Twisting Game Show

Boosh Magazine: This Week In Pop Culture

On 205th: Alessandra Ambrosio In Elle

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Madeline Zima to Gemma Atkinson, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Coed Magazine: Madeline Zima In The Latest FHM

Hollywood Tuna: Blake Lively At A Premiere

Barf Wars: Links To Everything You Need

Banned In Hollywood: The Top 5 Ben & Jerry’s Flavors of the Bush Era

Angry T: Marissa Miller’s Amazing Grammy Outfit

Blog of Hilarity: How To Fight In Any Situation

Don Chavez: Staten Island Knows Hot To Party

Holy Taco: Taco Belle – Amanda Marcum

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: James Lipton Re-Enacts Christian Bale’s Rant

Atom: Five of the Most Disturbing Animals On Earth

The Big Lead: Another Week, Another Lane Kiffin Drama

College Candy: A Single Girl’s Valentine’s Day

Attuworld: 50 Cent Starring In “Pimpin’ Curly”

DJ Mick: Gemma Atkinson Is Britain’s Sexiest Single

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Danielle Lloyd to Alyssa Milano, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

DJ Mick: 250+ Pictures of Danielle Lloyd

Blog of Hilarity: Don’t Ever Trust Hamsters [Video]

Banned In Hollywood: Study Finds Women With Massive Chins Are More Likely To Cheat

Don Chavez: Worst Halftime Show Ever

Holy Taco: Eight Postcards That We’d Like To See

Coed Magazine: Who Will Coach Longer – Paterno or Bowden?

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: The Guide To Successful Seduction

Angry T: Battles of the Twins – The Krupas Vs. The Fereses
Atom: Awkward And Excessive Hugging Will Earn You Money

The Big Lead: Can the Cards Do It Again Next Year?

College Candy: Drama Majors Are Scary People

Attuworld: Pretty Girls Giving the Finger

Hollywood Tuna: Alyssa Milano Is Still Gorgeous

Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Monica Bellucci to Rachel Bilson, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

On 205th: Monica Bellucci Is a Witch

Cuzoogle: Crush of the Week – Nelly Furtado

Double Viking: Ninja Cat FAIL

Boosh Magazine: The Ladies of How I Met Your Mother

Attuworld: 54 Amazing, Creative L...

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Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Kim Kardashian to Jennifer Aniston, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Blog of Hilarity: Kim Kardashian Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight

Banned In Hollywood: More Sofia Vergara

Don Chavez: This Is Better Than Watching MMA

Holy Taco: A Montage of Attractive Girls Getting Pranked

Coed Magazine: Body Shot Babe Bonanza

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Hollywood Tuna: Angelina Jolie Is Not What She Used To Be

Manofest: The Bad Girls Club [Video]

Angry T: The Most Ridiculous Series of Events In a Soccer Game Ever

Atom: The Nintendo Vaccine

The Big Lead: BJ Penn Vs. Georges St. Pierre

College Candy: Miss Class Again? No Problem!

DJ Mick: The All-Star Celebrity Cast For C&C Red Alert 3: Uprising

Attuworld: Jennifer Aniston Turns Down Playboy

Ah, it's the end of the day, but the news simply never stops. Here’s a truckload of links to tide you over until tomorrow!

Attuworld: Two Men With One Death Wish [Video]

Banned In Hollywood: How to Urinate In the Bathroom

Holy Taco: German Nerds Like to Rap About Being German Nerds

Don Chavez: Breaking News – The Ladies of Hooters Have ...

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The best NCAA cheerleading squads aren’t the ones that accompany the football or basketball teams. No, they’re the ones that cheer for the lacrosse team. Case in point: The Buffalo Bandits Cheerleaders. If they don’t win you over, no squad ever will.

Banned In Hollywood: Twelve Signs You Need to Go On a Diet

Holy Taco: A Tribute to Girls In ...

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Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Alessandra Ambrosio to Helena Christensen, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

College Candy: Avoid a UTI And Save Those Limbs

DJ Mick: Babes of the Day – Abbie Cornish

Manofest: Conan Visits The Detroit Auto Show

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Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Kristen Kreuk to Scarlett Johansson, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Angry T: Kristen Kreuk As Chun-Li

DJ Mick: Simon Cowell Pictures From 1979

Blog of Hilarity: For the Mom Who Has Everything – Condoms!

Banned In Hollywood: Woman Injects Cooking Oil Into Her Own Face

Don Chavez: Hot or Not – Trishelle Cannatella

Holy Taco: The Eight Greatest Valentine’s Day Diseases

Coed Magazine: The 65 Best Drunk Celebrity Pictures

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: Insane Weather Lady

Atom: How Does Fear Taste? [Video]

The Big Lead: Looking Towards Super Bowl 44

College Candy: Goodbye To Too-Thin Models?

Attuworld: Natalie Dylan’s Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million

Hollywood Tuna: Scarlett Johansson Is Into Looking Hot Again

From Cristiano Ronaldo to Doogie Howser, here's today's summary for what's hot in the internets.

Angry T: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins FIFA Player of the Year

Banned In Hollywood: Ten Too Many Drinks Times Ten

Holy Taco: 5 Lost Amendments to the Bill of Rights

Don Chavez: The Best Worst Fight Scene Ever [Video]

Other Crap: No One Watches Gos...

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Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Ricky Gervais to Minka Kelly, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Banned In Hollywood: Ricky Gervais Defends Fat People Jokes

Angry T: The British Erin Andrews

The Big Lead: Jeff Kent Will Be a Hall of Famer

Don Chavez: Kim Kardashian Pretends To Exercise

Holy Taco:...

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