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If Celebrities Were Prostitutes...

If Celebrities Were Prostitutes...

Kristin Davis (the madam not the Sex and the City star) knows a good hooker when she sees one. She was, after all, the woman behind the whole Eliot Spitzer scandal, and now that she’s out of prison for that debacle she’s ready to talk about the world’s oldest profession again.
 

This time her sights are set on celebrities though. In an interview...

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Brad Pitt Destroys the American Christmas Tradition, No Wii Under the Jolie-Pitt Christmas Tree

Brad Pitt Destroys the American Christmas Tradition, No Wii Under the Jolie-Pitt Christmas Tree

Somebody needs to let Brad Pitt in on a little secret: in America Christmas is about big, shiny, plastic presents. Has he ever even been to a shopping mall? Has he even seen “Jingle All the Way”? It appears not, what with his recent comments about his It’s a Small World clan of kids being given small presents despite the fact that he and his ho...

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America Welcomes Back Jennifer Aniston and a Democratic President

America Welcomes Back Jennifer Aniston and a Democratic President

In case you’ve been abroad lately, let me let you in on a little stateside trend: America is obsessing over Jennifer Aniston. Again. Back in the late 1990s, Jennifer rocked the shag like it was her job (frankly, it was), and was the perfect middle American girl-next-door fantasy. Fast forward to November 2008, and she’s back on the cover of the ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Yep agreed. Angelina is nothing but a spineless, classless skank who stole another woman's man. I don't give a shit how many ****ing kids she has or adopts. Doesn't change the fact that she's a scandoulous bitch without a concious. I love Jennifer btw. She's gorgeous in every way.

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Did E!'s Sexiest Women List Get It Right?

Did E!'s Sexiest Women List Get It Right?

E! entertainment television took on the difficult and stressful task of ranking the sexiest women in the world. After much deliberation, they came out with the results, putting Karolina Kurkova in the top spot. The Czech model oozes sexiness and piques curiosity with her lack of a belly button. In a close second on the list is Leonardo DiCarprio...

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Angelina Jolie Appears on Cover of W Magazine Breastfeeding, Shows "Private Photos"

Angelina Jolie Appears on Cover of W Magazine Breastfeeding, Shows "Private Photos"

Angelina Jolie is America’s favorite MILF, and now she’s showing off the kids, both literally and colloquially. She graces the November cover of W Magazine breastfeeding a baby, with pictures in the magazine purported to be the Jolie-Pitt family’s “private photos.” Whether or not the photos are composed of private moments, they’re hardly “privat...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: shit can“t see the titts on the picture

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The Beauty of Being Left-Handed

The Beauty of Being Left-Handed

If you’re left-handed, you know how difficult it is to get by. You’re pretty much a freak of nature. Just about everything we use, and take for granted, is designed for righties: the computer mouse, desks, scissors, car features and binders, just to name a few. Sitting next to a right-handed person at the dinner table is always frustrating. Even...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Both Obama and McCain are left handed

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9 Reasons It's Cool To Get Knocked Up

9 Reasons It's Cool To Get Knocked Up

With this week’s news of Jamie Lynn Spears’ birth and those Mass. high school students who made a pact to get preggo together, the nation appears to be obsessed with wanting to be just like Juno. Instead of attending proms and keg parties, these underage mums are keeping busy with Lamaze classes and baby shower registries. Here are 9 reasons why...

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Latest comment by Steph: Oh my Jesus... hehehehehe

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